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On the right is a soldier who thinks that he is quite hard. His name is Rob, he is a weird bloke who goes around hurting poor defenseless rodents with his sword. I have started a campaign to rid the world of this poor excuse for a human, with your help I will be able to do this. I would be grateful for your assistance.
This is Rob's only companion on his journey to rid the world of rodents. His name is Kevin of Staffordshire. He is a simple person who just walks about causing no harm to people, but because he is loyal to Rob he must also perish.